We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming…

by Brooke on December 29, 2009

I’ve always had a sneaking suspicion.

If I could break into the infomercial business, I might just have found the career niche for which I was birthed.

Lookey here, folks! Just minutes a day! Minutes, I say!

See how this hairdryer picks up bolts AND shaves your legs?! And, so easy too!

How much would you pay? Thirty-thousand? Eighty-six hundred? Yes! It would be worth it. But for today only, we’re offering thirty nine payments of only fifty-two thousands pennies! Unbelievable!

I’ve even gathered a few choice words for my vocabulary, should the opportunity to infomercial ever arrive. Words like…

gorgeous, astounding, life-alteringly awesome.

Words which just so happen apply to a contest hosted by the gorgeous, astounding, life-alteringly awesome Vita-mix company. I’ve been drooling after their gorgeous, astounding, life-alteringly awesome machines for years.

(Have you seen them at work? They are truly incredible.)

And now, I need YOUR help.

I’ve entered their PITCH ME! contest, in which they may-just-be-looking for their next Vita-Mix girl. And, oh! How I’d adore the opportunity to work my groove thang for the Vita-Mix company.

All you need to do is CLICK HERE to view my submission,

and discover three gorgeous, astounding, life-alteringly awesome meals for your menu. Then click on the 5th star to rate my video. Feeling particularly nice? You can do it once everyday from now until Thursday.

Thank you.

I truly think you are

gorgeous, astounding, life-alteringly awesome.

Truly. Uly.

Posted in Quips and Quirks

16 comments »

16 Responses to “We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming…”

1

DellaRae on December 29, 2009 at 2:42 pm Reply

I voted… Good Luck!
2

screwdestiny on December 29, 2009 at 3:46 pm Reply

Your submission is great! I voted and hope you win!
3

Marti on December 29, 2009 at 8:06 pm Reply

You are totally correct, Brooke: you're a natural! GO FOR IT
4

Marti on December 29, 2009 at 8:07 pm Reply

(And before you run off to a life of fame and fortune, could you answer my question on the oatmeal post?)
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Kim on December 29, 2009 at 9:00 pm Reply

Loved it, loved it, loved it. You are such a natural Brooke. Will be voting each day – and I also left a comment!
6

Marti on December 30, 2009 at 2:59 pm Reply

You are the NEXT BILLY MAYS!!!!

Um, minus the coke habit and marital problems.

And beard. Minus the beard, too.

But definitely headed for stardom on latenight cable channels everywhere!
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Jenniffer on December 30, 2009 at 3:35 pm Reply

Loved the submission! I gave it 5 Stars! Good Luck!

-Jenniffer
http://cupadeecakes.blogspot.com
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Debby Kaye on December 30, 2009 at 4:25 pm Reply

Wow! You are such a natural! I would want to buy one from you.

Good luck, I would love to see you win this! :) I'm off to vote now that I know how…had to come back and figure out how!
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La Petite Gallery on December 30, 2009 at 6:54 pm Reply

Good Luck and
a happy new year.

Yvonne
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Geezees Custom Canvas Art on December 30, 2009 at 8:02 pm Reply

Loved your submission!!!
11

Jackie on December 30, 2009 at 8:23 pm Reply

✩ Happy New Year ✩
12

Jamica on December 31, 2009 at 1:13 am Reply

I love your video! I love anything to get your talented hands on!
13

nadège on January 1, 2010 at 10:45 am Reply

Bonne Année 2010 !
Nadège
http://prunillefee.canalblog.com
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Anonymous on January 2, 2010 at 11:46 am Reply

I woke up this morning and thought – she should have her own baking/entertaining show. You have many talents. Good luck!
kct
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Caveman Cooking on January 5, 2010 at 12:15 pm Reply

Done! Good luck!!
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Scarehaircare on January 6, 2010 at 12:02 am Reply

Loved your vid. Given the name of the product is Vita-Mix, I am grinning over the comparison to I Love Lucy's famous "Vitameatavegamin" skit. :)