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I've always had a sneaking suspicion.

If I could break into the infomercial business, I might just have found the career niche for which I was birthed.

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Lookey here, folks! Just minutes a day! Minutes, I say!

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See how this hairdryer picks up bolts AND shaves your legs?! And, so easy too!

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How much would you pay? Thirty-thousand? Eighty-six hundred? Yes! It would be worth it. But for today only, we're offering thirty nine payments of only fifty-two thousands pennies! Unbelievable!

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I've even gathered a few choice words for my vocabulary, should the opportunity to infomercial ever arrive. Words like...

gorgeous, astounding, life-alteringly awesome.

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Words which just so happen apply to a contest hosted by the gorgeous, astounding, life-alteringly awesome Vita-mix company. I've been drooling after their gorgeous, astounding, life-alteringly awesome machines for years.

(Have you seen them at work? They are truly incredible.)

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And now, I need YOUR help.

I've entered their PITCH ME! contest, in which they may-just-be-looking for their next Vita-Mix girl. And, oh! How I'd adore the opportunity to work my groove thang for the Vita-Mix company.

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All you need to do is CLICK HERE to view my submission,

and discover three gorgeous, astounding, life-alteringly awesome meals for your menu. Then click on the 5th star to rate my video. Feeling particularly nice? You can do it once everyday from now until Thursday.

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Thank you.

I truly think you are

gorgeous, astounding, life-alteringly awesome.

Truly. Uly.